Amazon Annie #34B
Position: Blocker
Likes: Dirty jokes, fast cars, honesty, snowboarding, running, being outdoors, hundred dollar bills, and the crack of a good spanking
Dislikes: High school drama, tailgaters, bad breath, muffin tops, & spiders
Inspirational Quote: "I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."
Derby Role Model: Dirty Deborah Harry
Other: "A positive attitude may not solve all your problem, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
Blonde Zombie #44
Position: Pivot/Blocker
Likes: Being on my skates, my derby sisters, and oh yeah, derby clothes!
Dislikes: Stupid people!
Inspirational Quote: "What does not kill you makes you stronger."
Derby Role Model: All women willing to brave the derby rink!
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Blue Jitsu #747
Position: Blocker, the wall in lane 1, VSpreader making holes for my jammer.
Likes: My Derby Wife Geni Sydal 'cause she's beautiful. Girl who has me Suicidal!
Dislikes: Mouthie blockers who cannot back it up. Mess with my Knockout and I will tap that a$$.
Inspirational Quote: "Move B!@th, get out the way... I like Jelly with my Jam so I got Sticky feet."
Derby Role Model: RegulateHer, because she is a classy lady who will knock you out if she has to.
Other: Barbie Hands do it for me, so Gwen watch your girl.
Bruisemup Betty #9
Position: Jammer/Blocker...preferably a blocker...I like hurting I mean hitting people.
Likes: Hitting, 4 Corners, friendly roller girls, bout shopping, and of course the beautiful ladies on my team.
Dislikes: dirty players, rude girls, people who act like they know everything even though they are rookies, and girls who don't know when not to wear booty shorts...eww
Inspirational Quote: "If you don't invest very much, then defeat doesn't hurt very much and winning is not very exciting." -Dick Vermeil
Derby Role Model: Krissy Krash from LADD, my big sis Bettie 12Gauge, and my awesome coach Ooh Sarakuda.
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Can A Jamma #99
Position: Blocker
Likes: Shoes, ice cream, and coffee
Dislikes: Stinky pads
Inspirational Quote: "You learn something new every day."
Derby Role Model: Rocky
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Daisy Bones' BlockHer #17
Position: Pivot/Blocker
Likes: Getting up more times than you fall, all things derby, and bacon
Dislikes: Romance, long walks on the beach, and wine drinkers
Inspirational Quote: "Choose your battles wisely, but once you choose... never back down!"
Derby Role Model: LADD's Tara Armov
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Elle Bow #29 Again
Position: Blocker
Likes: My family, being a mother and grandmother, skating, racing, shopping, high heels, dresses, & sewing
Dislikes: Crybabies, whiners, and cheaters
Inspirational Quote: "Shots after the bout?"
Derby Role Model: Anybody who loves derby and teaches others.
Other: I break easy.
Fate L'Crush #28
Position: Where they put me
Likes: Spending time with my family, roller derby, rock climbing, biking, swimming, milk and cookies befo' bed, and Sci-Fi movies/tv shows
Dislikes: People who only put 50% into life.
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Derby Role Model: Sarakuda, RegulateHer, and Geni Sydal
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Fearless Bueller #26
Position: Blocker/Team Photographer
Likes: Photography, chocolate, and derby workouts (it hurts so good)
Dislikes: Broken bones and people who are too afraid to be original
Inspirational Quote: "Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive. Be bold!"
Derby Role Model: I want to be Hit Girl when I grow up. She may not derby, but she could knock you out!
Other: Proud vegan - putting the F.U. in tofu since '02
Geni Sydal #187
Position: Jammer/Sharktail
Likes: Caffeine and Vonnegut
Dislikes: Squirreliness and bad grammar
Inspirational Quote: "Damn figure skaters!"
Derby Role Model: Bonnie Thunders and EstroGen
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Gwen Tsunami #19
Position: Blocker
Likes: Beer, beaches, history, fun, suntans, pancakes, Ooh Sarakuda, good grammar, candy, Northern Michigan, makeup, earthquakes, and coastal devastation
Dislikes: Snoring, sunburns, passive aggressiveness, dirty bearings, chapped lips, stinky pads, and missed hits
Inspirational Quote: "The key isn't the will to win, everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that's important." - Bobby Knight
Derby Role Model: Fellow Michigander, Jackie Daniels
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Katy Scary #851
Position: Working to become an awesome blocker!
Likes: My hubby and our two boys, laughing, beer, flowers, roller derby, cupcakes, tube socks, tattoos, pin-ups, pitbulls, music, and make-up
Dislikes: People who cannot laugh at themselves. Tomatoes, math, ignorance, and birds
Inspirational Quote: "Son of a Biscuit!"
Derby Role Model: My teammates! They continually amaze and inspire me!
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Kiss and Kill #7
Position: Blocker/Jammer
Likes: Roller Derby, hiking, snowboarding, guitar, teeth, people, and video editing.
Dislikes: Boredom
Inspirational Quote: "Go big or go home."
Derby Role Model: Betty
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Lady Demolish-her #86
Position: Blocker/Pivot
Likes: Roller derby, beach, hiking, making girls cry, chocolate, and hanging with the girls
Dislikes: Spinach and slow drivers
Inspirational Quote: "Quitters never win and winners never quit."
Derby Role Model: Every girl that plays.
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Lily MustHurt #1313
Position: Pivot/ Blocker, but continously pushing myself to Jam.
Likes: Tattoos, Quentin Tarantino, Deftones, sushi, painting, and of course, roller derby
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Inspirational Quote: "Exhale the Vile" - Machine Head
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Loni Lock N Load #20 caliber
Position: Pivot/Jammer
Likes: Riding my quad, getting tattos, hangin' out with friends and family, and pink (the color)
Dislikes: Haters and forgetting to wash my pads.
Inspirational Quote: Life's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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Mac Masta #05
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Ooh Sarakuda #27
Position: Wouldn’t you like to know…
Likes: Passing the opposing skaters in the pack, after practice dinner at In 'N' Out in derby gear, sleeping in the car, big sister & super supportive leagues, sushi, the athletic skills of a well trained derby girl (aka Estro Jen), boys, making posters, cheering on my team, my derby wife, taking pictures, Quadfather talking me down from a panic, people who answer my text messages promptly, the people that help make my derby dreams come true, & the people who push me to become a better ME! Lil’ RegulateHer’s impersonation of the Barbie hands.
Dislikes: People who think roller derby is staged “Isn’t it like wrestling?” Unsupportive loved ones, opposing jammers calling the jam before I reach the pack, 20ft rule, high blocks, tailbone injuries, tomatoes, photographers who catch the weird faces I make when I skate, missing a hit, people with negative energy, drama, repeating myself, waking up early on the weekend, washing my pads, & over thinking things.
Inspirational Quote: “Ask not what your derby league can do for you, but what you can do for your derby league.” “The key isn’t the will to win, everyone has that. It’s the will to prepare to win that’s important.” “Always be yourself, because those who matter don’t mind, and those who mind don’t matter.”
Derby Role Model: THE WEST COAST DERBY KNOCKOUTS <3 People who find something they love, and pursue it till the end.
Other: There are so many people I should thank, and individuals who have helped to make this all successful. I’ll start with the basics: Skating Plus, for not throwing me out with my crazy derby ideas, VCDD & OCRG, two outstanding leagues full of positive and helpful women who have never stopped showing us derby love. The husband and wife team that helped build this website! The girls who trusted me and who still trust that I have the best intentions of the league in mind. The REFS! They don’t and won’t ever get enough credit. All of the skaters who said “I can’t” and then proved themselves wrong. The newbies who push harder than some of the vets, just to be noticed. The girls who have pumped me up when I was down, and the girls who put me in my place when I get out of hand. Jagged Edge and VOR for helping to get me where I am, and Quadfather for keeping me there.
Pacheck-Her #31
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RequlateHer #75
Position: Wherever you want me.
Likes: Skating with my family, brisket with the boys, and my wifeys (uL livE and Elle Bow)
Dislikes: DBs, and people that make fun of others and do not help.
Inspirational Quote: "You Know! You can do it. I will help you."
Derby Role Model: Dirty Deborah Harry
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Rocky Explosion #199
Position: Low
Likes: Derby, wakeboarding, dirt bikes, ripping seams, music, and inquiry
Dislikes: Expecting too much and giving too little.
Inspirational Quote: "Go back a little to leap further."
Derby Role Model: Smarty Pants and my team.
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Roller Skatelyn #1.0
Position: Jammer/Blocker
Likes: Salad, french fries, kickin' ass and takin' names
Dislikes: Meat and injuries
Inspirational Quote: "The squirrely girly that will pass you in a hurry."
Derby Role Model: EstroJen
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Steeltoed Diva #N2O
Position: All the Above
Likes: Derby, street bikes, dirt bikes, Pugs, gym, scrapbooking, rafting, hiking, snowboarding, reading, and mountian biking
Dislikes: Not much: boiled cabbage and pessimism
Inspirational Quote: Take the bull by the horns. I block, you fall, repeat..."
Derby Role Model: Ricky Carmicheal (somehow he relates to derby)
Other: Team treasurer, love the numbers, love to be a Knockout!, and love derby.
T-Stop Onya #TI22
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uL livE #63
Position: Blocker/Pivot
Likes: Derby, kids, teaching, learning, hardworkers, photography, wakeboarding, dirtbiking, basketball, sleep, and spending time with family and friends
Dislikes: Slackers, snoring, and people who don't appreciate what God has given them
Inspirational Quote: "You'll live! Give 110%!! Just do it!!!"
Derby Role Model: RegulateHer and Elle Bow (my younger and older wifeys;)
Other: I am a confident, motivated, well-balanced woman who will do anything for you. I love helping people, especially kids. You can find me spending time with my family and thanking God every day for them!
Veronica Leggs #36"
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Whiskey .45 #.45
Position: Blocker
Likes: Classic cars, firearms, knives, movies, crafts, animals, cooking, and of course, roller derby
Dislikes: Politics
Inspirational Quote: "The mistakes we make in life, are not so important as the lessons we draw from them."
Derby Role Model: Anyone who attempts derby and has the courage and will power to stick with it.
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